ASKHOLES is a satirical drama centering on Rachmaninoff and Jacqueline Askhole. Rachmaninoff is self-named due to his obsession with the Russian pianist despite his poor musical abilities. Meanwhile, Jacqueline, a stockbroker, is known for her disingenuous personality, shrewd dishonesty, and manipulation prowess.

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The Askholes, in their self-aggrandized wisdom, believe themselves to be the messiah of the golden path that leads to all happiness, success, and fortune. They are legends in their own minds. As such, they develop flawed logic that suggests such prosperity will be awarded to them by following the opposite of all solicited advice.  

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Rachmaninoff and Jacqueline Askhole set out on their mission by summoning a gamut of prestigious community members, including a police officer, a doctor, a musician, a professor, and finally, a priest. This results in a comedic jumble of hilarity and frustration as their victims spin to the fringes of sanity. 

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When the victims discover the Askholes' devious motives, the plot unravels in a twist so intriguing it'll leave the audience on the edge of their seats. After all, revenge often turns out to be the most fitting advice.